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dirtyvices:

“Oh yes, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere‘cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamedBig like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paidI get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge,both how I’m livin’ and my nose is large”
-Digital Underground (Humpty Dance)
I was on a run and this popped up on my play list and I giggled when I imagined Humpty Hump in a 69…because his nose (the costume nose) is so large that it would be in her rear for sure!
So, I have to say one of my biggest regrets is not telling Humpty Hump I loved him in Nothing But Trouble (one of the best…and yet scariest movies ever) and asking him if he got to test out the Bonestripper or touch Dan Aykroyd and his penis nose while shooting the movie. 
I got to do a music video shoot with him recently and needless to say, I am super lame because I didn’t recognize him without his nose and was introduced to Humpty Hump as Greg aka Shock G. He also looks like the kid from Boondock Saints and I SWEARRRRR one of his entourage guys looked JUST LIKE TUPAC (which is why a lot of people were taking photos of them together).
 Anyways, now I am embarrassed to say that at the wrapping party we were sipping gin and juice (I am going to play that right now on my playlist in fact…) and since we had no cups at the video shoot and I am petrified of germs … i decided to get all Macgyver and use a plastic ziploc bag (clean and new.. of course!) and asked Greg to help me out by holding the bag open for me while I poured gin into it then ziplocked the bag shut, took a nibble out of a corner to open the plastic….and drank from it like it was a fountain of gin. Fortunately, all he said was that he now knew what to do if cups weren’t an option and neither was sharing a bottle with someone. 
When I went home and realized he was Humpty Hump… I had this face:

dirtyvices:

“Oh yes, ladies, I’m really bein’ sincere
‘cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I’m not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I’m still gettin’ paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I’m in charge,
both how I’m livin’ and my nose is large”

-Digital Underground (Humpty Dance)

I was on a run and this popped up on my play list and I giggled when I imagined Humpty Hump in a 69…because his nose (the costume nose) is so large that it would be in her rear for sure!

So, I have to say one of my biggest regrets is not telling Humpty Hump I loved him in Nothing But Trouble (one of the best…and yet scariest movies ever) and asking him if he got to test out the Bonestripper or touch Dan Aykroyd and his penis nose while shooting the movie.

I got to do a music video shoot with him recently and needless to say, I am super lame because I didn’t recognize him without his nose and was introduced to Humpty Hump as Greg aka Shock G. He also looks like the kid from Boondock Saints and I SWEARRRRR one of his entourage guys looked JUST LIKE TUPAC (which is why a lot of people were taking photos of them together).

Anyways, now I am embarrassed to say that at the wrapping party we were sipping gin and juice (I am going to play that right now on my playlist in fact…) and since we had no cups at the video shoot and I am petrified of germs … i decided to get all Macgyver and use a plastic ziploc bag (clean and new.. of course!) and asked Greg to help me out by holding the bag open for me while I poured gin into it then ziplocked the bag shut, took a nibble out of a corner to open the plastic….and drank from it like it was a fountain of gin. Fortunately, all he said was that he now knew what to do if cups weren’t an option and neither was sharing a bottle with someone. 

When I went home and realized he was Humpty Hump… I had this face:


stonedgorgeous:

jahronimo:

cultureshockshwagg:

nh, but swaggg

This nigga pac look like he focused on going Super Saiyan and that shit aint coming!.

I’m Shock G, the one who left the Satin on your panties, never known a hooker that can share me!

stonedgorgeous:

jahronimo:

cultureshockshwagg:

nh, but swaggg

This nigga pac look like he focused on going Super Saiyan and that shit aint coming!.

I’m Shock G, the one who left the Satin on your panties, never known a hooker that can share me!

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